This girl is more easily done than said...
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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