playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.