this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Im part way to drunk.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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