Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
third nipple confirmed
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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