I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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