She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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