ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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