she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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