If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Randomize
