I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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