seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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