Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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