ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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