I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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