he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
MIDGETS
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Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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