I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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