My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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