The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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