Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
not ubering you a puppy
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
