she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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