Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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