Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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