We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i dont even know how to be here
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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