I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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