So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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