weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
I did not marry a roomba.
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