Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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