That's intense
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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