she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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