Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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