she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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