love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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