SEEEEXXX PLEASE
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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