Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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