is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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