Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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