IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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