Dual....:-)
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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