You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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