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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize