New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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