Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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