a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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