i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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