so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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