will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
