Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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