Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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