ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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