we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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