I wanna bring you to show and tell
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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