They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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